Sans' journal chapter three....

It's papyrus' birth day today... I'm not sure what get him though, I'm thinking about getting him a new puzzle book. His old is starting to fall apart, so I think I'm going to get him that. Dad went to work, he said that when he gets back we are going to have paps birthday. We went ummm I don't know shopping? We just went to waterfall to check out the dump... heh I found something interesting, it is some sort of....... ummmm I don't know, maybe g can figure it out... it looks like to me some sort of cartoon. There was a skele-ton of these things....(two hours later) g got home... he said the CORE started to shake or something, I'm too lazy to . Welp paps birthday was a blast, heh heh he liked the puzzle book I got him...dad got him some snow boots but they were way too big for him. I found the ketchup they were hiding from me, there was a skele-ton of ketchup... with all that ketchup I could probably ketchup to papyrus or even g...