Warning: Contains a LOT of cursing!
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DILLON! WHAT THE FUCK! ITS BEEN FOUR FUCKING DAYS SINCE THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!
Me: <Ok damn I'm sorry I just had writers block because someone made me push aside a project and that literally made me not able to think of anything to write for three days....>
Well... I guess I'll get started....
Yui: Holy shit that's who he was! I was staring at him with a déjà vu glare, and it's him! Damn I need to pay attention more...
"Well.... 'Dillon Fuka' show us to the next goddamn room!" Cupquake shouted at Dillon.
"Ok Daaaaaaamn bitch calm your chesticles (Chesticles is how I pronounce chest, or boobs)" Dillon started, "I don't just immediately know where the rooms are! We have to find the hints!" He shouted at her. Joey pulled Cupquake and Mizu aside. "This Dillon Fuka guy, is sketchy af!" He said to the two girls. They both agreed and sat back down. "Wait! The scroll you gave me!" Kayleah shouted, as she opened it. "A delicious sweet is waiting for you, just open a door, and it will meet, your wondering eyes, whom would love to eat a treat." Kayleah read from the scroll. "Holy shit if I'm going to die, I want to die from this challenge!!!" Said literally almost everybody. "Alright, lets find that door!" Bunzo shouted. Joey walked up to one door and opened it, revealing a small bedroom, with two doors in it. "Ok one of these are too small sooo..." Joey said as he turned and opened the door to the bigger room. As he turned the door knob, it didn't budge. He then realized it had two key holes. "Hey Guys! Look at this!" He shouted as everyone ran in. "It needs two keys, so we'll need to find both keys!" Swiftly, everyone started the search for the keys.
Mizu: I am hoping to god I can find these keys, because if I don't, they are going to bite me out, and I'm gonna die! I have not done much to help the group, and this will prove I'm worthy!
Mizu spotted a flower pot, grabbed it, and slammed it onto the floor. "A KEY!" Mizu shrieked with joy, as she grabbed it. Shortly after, Rose found the other key. They both ran and unlocked the locks, the door opened. Everyone walked in, to what looked like a large kitchen. "Oh my god this is amazing!!!!" Shouted Cupquake. "Welcome to my kitchen! You're just in time! I've made a delicious soup for you all to try! Have a sip! It's chicken and beef!" A short, kind faced woman said to them.
Mari: As I look at this soup my mouth is just WATERING! It looks so good, so I walk over there, and take a sip.
"This is really good!" Exclaimed Mari. "Thank you!" The lady said to Mari. "Holy shit look she has a golden flower!" Rose whispered to Markiplier. "What? Thiiiiiisssss?" The nice lady said, pointing at it. "I'll let you have it." She said to them. "Yay!" Everyone shouted. "IFFFFFFFF two of you can compete in a soup contest! I just love soup! It's so good!" She said to them. "Why two of us?" Mizu asked her, shaky in her voice. "Well, the person who can make the best soup gets the golden flower. The person who makes the worst soup......... HAS TO CLEAN THE DISHES!!!!" She shouted. "Well... okay! I'm down! It's not that bad!" Said Cupquake. "Then Go vote! Hurry now! I'm starving!!!" She said to them. Everyone left and got in a huddle. "Ok, so everyone vote for me! It will be easy for me, since I make food." Cupquake told them. "Also vote for me because I can just easily clean the dishes!" Mari declared. "Well it's settled! You two walk back in there!" Dillon said to the women, and they ran back in.
Cupquake: Ok so we walk back in, and there is just a bunch of stuff to make different types of soup. But I know I have to make chicken and beef soup, so I grab those ingredients.
Mari: So I'm trying to hard to what soup she made, and I , tomato soup!
They start making their soups, trying to hurry.
Dillon: I kinda regret offering to help all these people, but... it's kinda worth it. I'm just glad I don't have to compete for my death, all I have to do is stand in the doorway! Piece of cake!!! Haha... no pun intended...
Cupquake puts her soup on the stove, and waits. Mari, however, is still adding spices to make her tomato soup, perfect! Shortly after, Cupquake grabs her soup, puts some salt, and leaves it to cool for a bit. Mari finally puts her soup on the stove, cooks it, and lets it to cool.
Suddenly, the woman walks back in. "I hope your soups will be exquisite!" The lady said, and walked towards Cupquakes soup. She took a spoon, and tried the soup. "It's amazing! It's the exact soup you were suppose to make! I'm glad I didn't fool you!" She then walked over to Mari's tried some, and spit it out. "TOMATO SOUP?! Not the correct soup!!! You lost!" She shouted and brought Mari to the dish washer. "You can have your golden flower in a big honey!" She said to Cupquake. Mari forcefully washed the dishes, and the woman behind her slowly backed away, closer to the cutting board... She grabbed a large knife and walked back to Mari. "HOLY SHIT!" Cupquake shouted. The lady then pushed Mari. "I have another dish that needs cleaning!" She shouted, stabbing Mari in the heart. Tears filled Mari's eyes, as she fell, slowly to the floor, lifeless. "Oh my god!!!" Cupquake shouted. The woman starting walking towards her too. "YOU ARE TOO GOOD! ONLY I CAN BE GOOD AT COOKING!!! She shouted, as she stabbed towards Cupquake, but she dodged, so the woman stabbed air. "Hey! You can't kill her!" Dillon shouted, charging towards the lady. "Watch me!" She shouted turning towards Cupquake. She raised her arm, ready to swing, and she charged her hand down, but Dillon grabbed her arm. He pushed the knife back to the woman, and killed her. "Let's get out!" Cupquake shouted, grabbing the golden flower and walked out. Everyone was shocked when they saw Cupquake and Dillon walking back, but Dillon covered in blood. "Wtf! Where is Mari?! Did Dillon kill her?!" They shouted. "No. The lady wasn't so nice, and killed Mari. She tried to kill me too, but Dillon killed her before she could." She told them. Cupquake placed the flower into the flower vase. "Five more to go."
"So if one person dies for each flower than..."
"Five More of us have to die!"
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