Horrible Parody Of Etzer Video That Should’ve Remained Disabled

So uh we're going to name our post something generic since we don't have time to think of a good name.

Were just going to make it a list post since that's going to help us get featured. We need a thumbnail so let's just use a random collage of photos.

Now we need some colors for the text. We're just going to use lots of green as well as a cursive font to make it look like I put effort in the thumbnail while in reality I was too lazy to browse through the fonts.

For those of you who are too illiterate to read that masterpiece of letters, we're going to add a stroke for the ones who can't read.

Now we need some detail in the thumbnail, so we're going to add in some lenses. It doesn't matter where you put them as long as you make them shine. It doesn't even matter if it ruins the whole picture!

Now it's time to make the post. For the background, we're just going to use red as good looking background doesn't matter. What matters is that you have a colored background.

Now it's time to write the post. There's really no need for detail. As long as you have an excessive amount of accent marks, you're good to go. It doesn't matter if your reader can actually read what you wrote. What matters is that it has d e t a i l.

Make sure you put an excessive amount of detail into the headings by adding a bunch of unnecessary characters near the words. You also don't need to use too much detail as you can just get to the point immediately.

Make sure to add the exact same heading as well as pretty much say the same thing for the next icon. Who cares about variety anyways?

Your post so far looks too dull. Let's brighten t up with emojis! It doesn't exactly matter where they go and it doesn't matter what emotion they are showing either. As long as they exist in your post, people will instantly like it.

I don't have time to actually finish this post? What am I supposed to do now?🤔 Oh yeah! I just have to do this,

and then paste it about 10 times. Now your post is very long and totally not the same thing repeated over and over again! A post like that will definitely get featured!

Just so that you get extra sympathy and likes, make up something horrible that happened at the end of the post. Everyone will believe you!

We can't just stop there though. We need to PM a mod first. Just keep doing this until they feature your post. It doesn't matter if they delete your messages or strike you or anything like that. As soon as you're back from your strike, go straight back to spamming the mods to feature your post.

After you get your post on the feed, you can spend as little time as you want on your posts and they'll be featured. Don't actually try to put effort into your posts though. We don't allow that here. Go on Sonic Amino or Pokémon Amino for that.

Note

If this post has offended you in any way, you have every right to disable it. It can be after it gets featured or even a day after I it. I'm not asking for a disable post, but if you think you need to do what's right, disable it.