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Family member: that one time… *talks about something that happened before I was born*

Me: No, no I don’t… I wasn’t even born yet when that happened

Them: Do you have memory problems?

Me: Sorry I can’t things from BEFORE I was born :sob:

Cue me resisting the urge to roll my eyes because I don’t want to be disrespectful but still can’t believe this was a real conversation

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