Number 15

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TW: none

prompt: Burger King foot lettuce

note: in this fic, Larry and Cynthia are teens

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“alright Jared, got a good angle?” Larry whispered, feet firmly pressed against the salad.

“yup” Jared giggled back, taking multiple pictures, shutter noises clicking with seeming no end. Larry looked both ways anxiously. He continued to firmly press his feet against the lettuce tub.

“make sure not to get my face in the pictures!” Larry demanded. Keeping guard Incase his boss, Heidi, walked in.

“got it” Jared whisper shouted, running to Larry with his IPhone in hand. “Help me pick out a picture”

Larry and Jared browsed through the 50 or so pictures that we’re taken, in the end the settled on one single image.

“are you sure?” Jared whimpered “what is this goes wrong”

“Jared we’ve been over this, absolutely nothing will happen.” Larry soothes him as the wondered over to the store computer.

Larry hated his boss, he hated how he had to work overtime. That others were praised for tasks he did regularly.

“how come when others serve four drinks at once they’re ‘achieving new records’ but when I do it it’s a ‘stop throwing drinks at customers heads while screaming touchdown’”

“just because I caused that one grease fire that almost burned down the store, doesn’t mean I’m a bad employee”

were quotes Larry often found himself repeating in the evening to his semi attentive girlfriend Cynthia. Larry hailed himself as a hardworking employee yet the thanks he got was always nearly getting fired. He was sick of the BS and he just wanted a bit of revenge.

They walked to the computer, Jared keeping guard stood by the chair. The old Tobishba laptop took ages to load but they finally got to their destination. 4chan, an anonymous message board deep within the underbelly of the Internet.

Larry ed the image to the laptop, waiting for a solid half an hour in anxiety, praying that Heidi didn’t catch them. At last when the photo ed they posted it to 4chan, with the caption

this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.

Larry went off of his shift afterwards, enjoying his small victory. unaware that the top minds of the sight were tracking his location.

Two days later Larry walked into his shift. He felt the eyes of his co-workers pierce his skin. He wondered if they found out, but he shoved it out of his mind once he ed the sight was anonymous.

“Larry Murphy” he heard Heidi call “come to my office”

Larry groaned as he trudged his way towards the management office. He open the door to see a very unhappy Heidi. Normally Heidi had a look of annoyance whenever she had to look at Larry’s direction, but now it was a look of pure anger.

“Larry sit down” Heidi said in a sarcastically pleasant voice. Larry, in fear, scampered to the seat in front of Heidi’s desk. She turned around the laptop to reveal the picture he took two days ago on a local news site. Heidi looked him dead in the eyes and with a voice of sheer power stated

“Larry you dumb bitch”