I dont have one favourite quote but here are a few of my favourites in order.
When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan
Realitys an illusion the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye - Bill Cipher
Dipper would. - Mabel
It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher
Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan
It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher
I Can Buy and Sell You Old Man! - Gideon
Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
STAN HAS 10 GUNS AND HE USES A BAT TO FIGHT INTRUDERS LOL.






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Stan had 10 guns, 10 GUNS, and he used a Bat. What did the feds take them as evidence or did he sell them in the gift shop. lol