Lorekeeper of Wyverns

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You encounter Lorekeeper on the road. She’s blathering on about something about ‘zombies’, ‘Canada’ and ‘cool it’, and barely letting you get a word in edgewise. What she is saying sounds vaguely familiar, and though you are tempted to decipher it, her references are really starting to get on your nerves.

Listen to her

Get out of there!

>Tell Lorekeeper to ‘cool it’

Fight her!

You tell Lorekeeper to ‘cool it’, hoping that game mechanics will come to your rescue.

Her eyes light up, she quotes another ‘cool it’ right back at you, before going into another lengthy tirade that you deduce is to introduce herself. You might be here for a while...

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Hello! I’m Lorekeeper of Wyverns, otherwise Lorekeeper or Lore. Whether you’re here out of curiosity or for some purpose, I should probably tell you a little about myself...

I was once a Curator here, but I opted to retire in late December of 2020. I probably won’t be terribly active from here on out, but regardless, I’ll still be lurking. Haunting the place.

About Me

I’ve been a Nintendo fan basically my entire life- their games are what got me into gaming, so even if I do try to branch out a bit, at the end of the day, I still go back to and adore their games. Splatoon is simply the latest of the bunch, so while I can’t say I’m the best player out there, I still adore the games!

Ingame, I primarily play Salmon Run, though I do play a lot of Turf as well on of being too much of a wuss to play Ranked regularly. I am primarily an aggressive player, and my mains, at the moment, are:

-Mini Splatling

-Splattershot Jr

-Ballpoint Splatling

-Forge Splattershot Pro

My in-game name is Lorekeeper, so be sure to let me know if you see me anywhere!

Otherwise, I find myself playing a good few indies. My personal favourite is Cattails, though don’t get me wrong- most of the ones I’ve played are just so good.

My favourite games, however, overall are:

-Okami

-Pikmin 2

-Splatoon

-A Hat in Time

-Death Road to Canada

-The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

-Cattails

-Stardew Valley

-Skyrim

-Shovel Knight

-Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Otherwise, I don’t think there’s much more I can say! Just it’s good to meet and talk to everyone here, and I hope we can get along fine.

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Finally, she stops talking. You take the opportunity to slip away, regretting your life choices, but at least thankful that picking ‘cool it’ let you get away unscathed this time.

Reader’s composure revealed: [:|]

Reader’s composure increases: [:|] -> [:)]

Reader’s morale decreases: [:D] -> [:)]