:notebook_with_decorative_cover: Story-Teller :closed_book:

OK these screen shots are more cursed than an eiha

SOI FON THE QUEEN THE ICON THE MOMENT :sparkles:

Hello! Is there open commission! And I do need your help for what my character’s persona looks like?

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A friend’s character that I had the pleasure of playing with in dnd, he was a goblin artificer and had a full blooded barbarian orc wife, and a child, this goblin mf managed to kill a demi god with boom rocks, a pit, and just a handful of people he hired. Not only that. When I ed, he managed to buy and understand how to make bands of intellect, so wearing it would make the person smarter. He was very well known by the kingdom and shit because he helped make ballista carts and stupid shit like that. But had a mechanical triceratops named: “Truck”, Torak sold his soul to a devil to have materials teleport into truck whenever he wanted. Also back to that band of intellect… if he had survived long enough and made it to the end of the game, he would’ve raised an army of goblin artificers and became a fucking bbeg(Big bad evil guy) and the kingdom would’ve had no way to stop him. The same friend made a dnd character for the start of that game and used a can of Mountain Dew to make a character and backstory and it worked. Had a sister called Dr. Poppy or something, his clan was something to do with the Cola brand or something and stupid shit like that I’m sure I could go find the full story somewhere. But anyways, back to Torak that became an illithid. So fast forward to when we’re going to war against a necromantic army and shit, before that, Torak had walked into the kingdom’s palace without care because no one was going to stop him obviously and went to one of the high magic professors, he managed, idk how, but got a vial of beholder juice, and after in a caravan getting basically strafed by a skeletonal dragon, he FUCKING DRANK IT.