So I'm pretty sure I've established that I have a campaign going on right now, but it has gotten almost out of hand at this point.
There's at least 5 other people in the group at a time, and the people vary. Last time, we had the team that we started with. There was me, the man cursed to be a Minotaur.
My friend Max, who was a hermaphrodite Centaur warrior, which was blessed upon the earth to be one of many emissaries to the material plane (strange, but respectable).
My other friend, Cassie, who was that death metal Cambion bard that I've definitely mentioned at some point. For those of you who don't , it looks a little like this
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And then there was Lani, who is the half-incubus paladin, shamed by his temple, and banished from his knighthood for being part demon. I've also probably mentioned him before, but here's another picture
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For our most recent session, we still have max, but lani was sick and Cassie was busy. We ended up inviting my friends, Keao, the pervy yet funny gal. And Danny, the childish yet wonderful human being.
Keao made a succubus character (hilariously), and Danny made a rogue possum-folk character that rides a dog (we basically just used modified Tabaxi stats).
We left off at a farm, where Max got 2 chickens and a bucket of milk, and I had gored the two goblins that were breaking things outside, and they were now dangling from my horns. The possum feel out of the tree laughing, and long story short, we became friends, and he ed us. We went to the nearby coop-positioned next to the barn-so the Minotaur could buy an adorable companion. The succubus spied on is from the rafters, then introduced herself.
I ended up buying a small domesticated Achaierai ( the thing below )
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Now the bird just fold up and sleeps on the barrels of mead and rum that Borgard carries on his back. We travel west through the farms wheat field, and it's dark out.
The Cambion and half-inc stayed behind to protect the farmers from goblin attacks.
As we're about to set up camp, we hear whinnying, and see a flaming horse running straight at us. It was a Nightmare. We fought the damn thing, and surprisingly, the possum did a lot of damage to it despite being 2 feet tall. It turned back into a Pegasus when we killed it, but it was still dead. The centaur skinned it and got 8 pounds of horse meat.
Meanwhile, the dog ran off earlier, and came back being chased by hungry goblins. I tried to roll Charisma to offer them some of the fresh meat, but got a 1 and ended up throwing the still bloody meat at them yelling "HERE, TAKE IT!" Thy didn't like that. We ended up murdering them, and made camp.
And that's where it all went south.
We had some mead and what's it,but to save on food, the succubus refused it and wanted "other" sustenance.
So, being a succubus, Keao thought it would be funny to do a little ERP between the centaur and succubus.
And the worst part was, she somehow charmed the Minotaur to " in the fun".
Needless to say, I could do nothing but sit there with my head in my hands and think to myself "Goddamnit Keao..." as I try not to laugh at the ludicrous way she describes all of it.
If you call something a "Squish-mitten" or a "Love-Button", I'm gladly going to laugh my teenage ass off
It was all good fun though, an we ended up laughing way too hard the entire time. My throat still hurts after two days. Worth it.
So now we have a cursed Minotaur, a possum-man, a succubus, a half-incubus bible thumper, a death-metal Cambion,and an Amazonian, centaur, Demi-god.
Things can only get crazier from here...
Comments (1)
Sounds like a party lol