GDA Halloween

The moment none of you have been waiting for is finally here! The dumb Halloween fan fiction I’ve overhyped even if it probably ended up more rushed than the Emoji movie. This one’s long, so buckle up tight.*Foreshadowing intensifies.*

Pepe was about to get his costume on, but he wanted to eat more pumpkin seeds before he did so. After a few handfuls of pumpkin seeds, Pepe finally put on his creeper costume.

There were moments of waiting until the Halloween bell was heard. He made sure to turn off the front light to ensure no one thought he was giving out candy. He then met up with Purple who he was trick or treating with. He wore a horse mask over normal attire.

There was also Galaxi who simply dressed different from usual with a Halloween style.

The three went on to go trick or treating.

Purple: So which way are we going Pepe?

Pepe:We can first go to the house on the right until we reach the point of the hill and then go back down to the left. If we have more time we can explore beyond that point even if we only get 2 pieces of candy in the process.

Pepe: Sounds like a plan!

Galaxi: If only I could wear the costume I wanted to.

Pepe: What do you mean?

Galaxi: I ordered a replica of a 60 Demons ship and it never came. Now I have to walk all over a town which I’m not even aware of.”

A raven flew by near some purple martins invading the grass which haven’t been seen by Pepe for a while. This was obviously a useless detail that no one would usually care about, but Pepe’s great enthusiasm for animals made him acknowledge so.

They started to obtain some candy and chips from some houses. They were from the same neighbors Pepe has had for a while, so it wasn’t too unusual for him. They then rang the bell on one door. They noticed that the voice was rather familiar to them. The person inside opened the door, revealing himself to be Sonic.

Sonic: Okay all I have is white smart... Oh wait it’s you guys. Do you like my costume?

Purple: How long did that take you to come up with?

Sonic: I gave up on thinking of a good costume so I just gave myself a bleach bath.

Pepe: Did it sting your eyes?

Sonic: Oh no it’s just what I needed after what I saw a few days ago. It’s best if we don’t talk about it.

Purple: So you were saying?

Sonic: Oh yeah here’s white smarties for you all. I would’ve gotten regular smarties but I got too lazy finding them.

Galaxi: Wouldn’t it have been harder to search for white ones then...

Sonic: Look I don’t need you questioning my logic

The three then left Sonic’s house. They were then encountered by Moth after a few more houses.

Pepe: What are you doing here? Aren’t you too old to go trick or treating?

Moth: It’s a sort of long story. So you see I was observing someone’s carpets next door as a kid came up to me and asked for candy. I decided to give them gummy carpets, and then they said that I’m stupid. They then threw the candy at me. The next kids come up and they do the same thing. One of them even started screaming and crying because my costume was “too scary”. It’s too beautiful if you ask me.

Purple: So what are you doing here now?

Moth: I decided that I was going to go trick or treating with you guys. I haven’t done so in a few years so it may be a fun experience. This is also the only time of year I can stalk people’s carpets without getting arrested.

Galaxi: You really are obsessed with carpets.

Moth: I sure am

The four then went on with a couple more houses getting more candy bars. Mara then approached them in a furious manner.

Mara: Where’s Ze?

Pepe: Why are you so mad?

Mara: He promised to take me to some fancy chicken place called “Chickfella” and he hasn’t found me yet. Do any of you have any idea where he might be?

Pepe: He should be around here.

Mara: Thanks. Make sure to brush your teeth two times tonight from all of that candy you eat.

Purple: I have to go to bed early.

Pepe: I have to worry about dinner as well as going to bed early. I may eat 2 pieces.

Galaxi: I have to sort my candy which may take several hours.

Mara: Sorry for being so stereotypical. Looks like your kind doesn’t always eat all of their Halloween candy in 30 minutes. I want a chicken sandwich.

Pepe: Let’s keep looking for gummies.

Gabe: Hey guys! Come over here! I have some pretty great things over here.

Purple: What are you going to do? Give us math worksheets instead of candy?

Gabe: NO HE SAID MATH WHEN IT’S CLEARLY MATHS WHY DON’T AMERICANS HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO SAY MATHS?

Galaxi: I see you’re a Rubics Cube.

Gabe: I sure am. How come you’re with them Moth?

Moth: It’s a long story that involves carpets. Call everyone else giving out candy so I’m not asked the same cliche question.

Gabe: Yeah I don’t think anyone thinks that’s necessary. Anyways, look at how much candy you currently have.

Galaxi: We have about 15 pieces of candy so far.

Gabe: Multiply that by 6.

Pepe: I don’t think anyone here besides you can answer that in their head.

Moth: It’s 90.

Gabe: Okay divided that by 2.

Pepe: That’s 45.

Gabe: Now find the answer to the square root of the first number.

Pepe: 16. Does this have to do with your age?

Gabe: Oh no. All of you get 16 pieces of candy of your choice as well as 2 of each flavor of tootsie rolls.

Purple: Thanks! If only I could see! Galaxi must be having a blast right now.

Gabe: “Tries to convince Purple to take the mask off for a few minutes as the other 3 run off.”

Purple: Well at least I got some candy.

Pepe: I like it how our friend already gave us more candy then we already have.

Galaxi: If only our other friends could do that as well.

Moth: Then again he did have those weird rainbow Halloween decorations.

Purple: It sure would help if I could see. I almost tripped several times but none of you cared enough to notice.

Galaxi: At least you have a costume. My costume never came even if it was just a fake ship.

Pepe: Okay guys let’s stop complaint and move to the next house.

The next house had a stranger who just gave them a bottle of water. This was obviously no big deal until they approached Xovy’s house.

Xovy: Oh look it’s you guys I’d force you to say those cringey cliche statements to beg for candy but you’re not random young strangers.

Galaxi: Are you a wizard?

Xovy: I sure am. I’m Gandalfpotter

Moth: Sure would help if you actually had a cloak rather than just a hat.

Xovy: Look I was making GFX a lot recently and I didn’t have time to find an actual costume.

Xovy: ire my decorations please. I actually spent time on these.

Purple: So no one cares that I can’t see?

Galaxi: Should’ve got a mask with holes in the eyes.

Pepe: Looks like you got a dead rat and chameleon. That’s a strange choice.

Xovy: But wait there’s more.

Pepe: Oh look a cockroach!

Xovy: Are you kidding me ._.

This was no ordinary cockroach. It was first off special to Pepe since he’s never seen such an insect, but the insect also had the ability to talk. However, most of its speech was just the word “pie.” Pepe still seemed to understand the cockroach somehow in a vague way and decided to call it Fancy.

Xovy: So does no one cares about my decorations?

Galaxi: That sounds real fun but I’d rather give you quarters for candy.

Xovy: Fine. Here’s some saltwater taffy and some gummy krabby patties.

Pepe: Here you go Fancy. Enjoy your Krabby Patty. “Places her in his pocket and uses the wrapper as a blanket.

Xovy: So did you guys say that there’s water at that other house?

Moth: Yeah they also have carpeting in the front room.

Purple: So when did you start carrying around quarters?

Galaxi: I carry them with me a lot. I usually carry around 800 quarters which is equivalent to 200 dollars.

Purple: Any reason?

Galaxi: So I can have money on the go.

Sonic: *Hears Galaxi And starts running towards him* Did someone say money?

Galaxi: Great now you want my quarters

Sonic: Can I have some?

Galaxi: Any reason why you need it?

Sonic: *Sarcastically* Oh well I need to buy a rug for Moth since there’s an empty space in his kitchen.

Galaxi: I don’t believe that. Moth hasn’t mentioned anything.

Moth: I would like another rug.

Sonic: I better get back to my station or else a bunch of kids are going to beat me up as they beg for white smarties.

Moth: Look behind you

And so they abandoned Sonic as a bunch of kids bombarded him with questions. From here the candy seemed to start to become sweet with lollipops, taffy, and much more. Of course this stopped when they spot yet another familiar face which they haven’t seen in a while.

Mail: Oh it’s you guys. Did you miss me?

Pepe: Yeah. How’s college?

Mail: Oh just fine. Totally not worrying about bills in the months to come.

Galaxi: What kind of costume is that?

Purple: Yeah I’ve had to ask everyone that and what my candy is since whoever made this mask wasn’t kind enough to put holes through the eyes.

Mail: For some strange reason, my teachers were kind enough to give me no homework over Halloween break. I still feel as if I deserve the excessive amount of stress though so I dressed up as my homework for Halloween. So far I got one thing done.

Purple: I’m assuming you’re not giving out candy.

Mail: Take whatever flavor of ramen you like as well as a packet of stress relieving green tea.

Pepe: I don’t like green tea but I’m assuming you want us to take it.

Galaxi: Would you like some money?

Mail: Money?! Money?! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Galaxi: Okay here’s 250 quarters. I’m saving the   other 550 quarters for me.

Mail: Thank You! You can take another ramen packet if you want!

Moth: If I gave you the rest of his quarters would you give me one of your rugs?

Mail: GET OUT YOU CARPET OBSESSED FREAK!

Moth: *Starts crying and eats part of his costume.*

Pepe: Do you guys see that?

Purple: That’s it I’m pulling up my mask a bit so I can see a bit through my chin. *Observes the area.* Woah is that a pink and blue car?

Pepe: We might as well ignore it. Let’s keep trick or treating. We still have 2 more hours of candy raiding to go.

Ze: Hi guys. Those are some stupid costumes you got.

Pepe: Says the guy that only has sunglasses as a costume.

Ze: I was wondering where Mara was since I’m taking him to KFC. I was going to take him to Chickfella but no one wanted to drive me there.

Pepe: Who eats fast food in the middle of trick or treating?

Ze: Don’t worry. I left a take one basket near my house. I hired Krazy to scare any kids who took 2 things.

Mara: Hey Ze I finally found you! I want some chicken now!

Ze: Do you mind going to a different place?

Mara: No!!! I want chicken!!!

Ze: There’s chicken where we’re going now.

Mara: If you lie I’ll scream to the top of my lungs as to why people should not celebrate Halloween.

Ze: *Hears phone ringing.* It’s probably Krazy calling. I’m going to go walk somewhere else. *Calls Krazy* Okay why did you call me? Did I run out of candy?

Krazy: You still have plenty of candy left. I caught a kid taking 2 things and I opened the door and jump scared them with one of the scariest costumes you can imagine. They ran away screaming and crying and then all of the other kids noticed and they were too afraid to get any candy. Haven’t seen anyone come up the stairs in a while now.

Ze: Okay thanks for calling I’ll be going to KFC now.

Krazy: Bye

Galaxi: Let’s keep Trick Or Treating.

And so they tried to keep trick or treating where they ended up encountering 5 houses with no front lights. Pepe then convinced them to move back to the side they started on where the car was located.

Pepe: Oh look the car isn’t too far ahead of us.

Galaxi: I think it’s parked.

Purple: Let’s just keep trick or treating.

They trick or treated even more with one of the houses given them huggies. They then approached the car in which a voice was heard which said to come here.

Moth: I can’t trust whoever that is. They’re probably the kind of person that’d say they’d give you free wifi but they end up kidnapping you. I’ll be just fine avoiding Mail and eating more of my costume. I wonder when it’ll disappear entirely.

Pepe, Purple, And Galaxi got into the car with Galaxi sitting in the front. They were quite curious as to who was driving the car. The face in the front then turned around to reveal themself.

EPC: Hi guys!

Pepe: Since when could you drive?

EPC: I’m 17 what do you expect?

Purple: Why did you tell us to come into your car?

EPC: I just had some free time so I decided to drive you guys around while you were trick or treating.

Fancy: Pie

EPC: What was that?

Pepe: *Trying to hide the fact that he has a talking cockroach in his pocket in a cliche manner like in pretty much every show nowadays. Oh it was probably just someone outside.

EPC: We should get trick or treating. Do you guys want some music in the car while we do so?

Galaxi: No thanks we don’t need to hear songs that you like that we’ve probably never even listened to before.

Purple: It’s kind of dark in here. What costume are you wearing?

EPC: I decided to switch martial arts for a day so I decided to dress up in a Karatay uniform.

Fancy: Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie

EPC: Okay why do people keep saying that?

Pepe: Not sure

EPC: Let’s put on some BTS!

All: No no please don’t torture us!

EPC: Okay then I’ll convince others to not give Purple and Galaxi candy.

Purple: Fine

Galaxi: It has to be at a relatively low volume though.

They managed to come across 15 houses in 2 minutes. Soon after they encountered yet another familiar face.

Garchi: Hi guys. You guys sure are lucky that you get to drive around instead of having to walk around everywhere.

Galaxi: So you’re a weird ship with a beak?

Garchi: Ze told me it looked like a Porygon. I was just going to lay around playing on my 3DS all day but I decided not to act like a sad and depressed mop and actually dressed up in a costume to give out candy.

Purple: So what are you going to give us? I decided to put my mask back on so I can’t see whatsoever.

Garchi: I got these weird candies called mentos. Not sure if any of you heard of them. I got minty and fruity.

And so they all selected their preferred flavors.

Ze: Want to come to KFC with me? Do you happen to have any more money?

Garchi: I got 70 dollars in my wallet. Should be enough.

Mara: We’ve been waiting for way too long. Can we please just start the walk there already?

Ze: I can tell you’re very eager to eat some American chicken.

Mara: *Oddly* Chicken!!!

EPC then seemed to drive away from all of the mild chaos of trick or treating.

Galaxi: Okay what’s happening now?

EPC: Look at the sky

Fancy: Oh my!

Purple: Is that moon pix.... x.... el... ated?

Pepe: Wait what?!!! How is this possible?

Fancy: The moon looks like Spongebob!

Galaxi: Okay I want to know who that mysterious voice belongs to and why they are so dumb.

EPC: You guys don’t understand. There’s a Yatagarasu that’s loose. I know for sure since I saw a black bird fly by with red eyes. Usually the 3 legged birds act in a peaceful manner, but something must be possessing this one for it to be acting like this. Now we’re not going to be shooting nerf bullets at this bird. We’re going to restore it’s tranquility in a rather odd manner. Let’s keep driving until we see it.

And so the 4 kept driving around for a while until they saw the mysterious 3 legged bird. They ended up disappearing from the road entirely as they went into the forest where they finally saw the bird with its glaring red eyes.

EPC: There it is!

Pepe: So what are we going to do?

EPC: Get out of the car and open the trunk.

Galaxi: What are we looking for?

EPC: There should be 5 strawberry candles in the back that I bought from Yankee Candle. They costed 20 dollars each.

Purple: So do I have to take my mask off?

EPC: What do you think?

Purple: *Takes off mask again.*

Pepe: At least I can see a little bit. It’d be too much of a hassle to take this costume off though.

EPC: Okay just please start getting the candles out.

Galaxi: Are they in this cardboard box?

EPC: They sure are. Just be sure to not confuse strawberry with cherry. Read the labels.

Galaxi then found all 5 candles without hesitation.

EPC: Place the 5 candles in a circle on the forest floor.

Fancy: Pie

Pepe: You can’t leave my pocket just yet. It’s too dangerous out there with the Yatagarasu running loose.

Galaxi: Who are you taking to?

Pepe: Look now’s not the time to ask these sort of questions.

EPC: I’m assuming you 3 are afraid to use a lighter so I’ll just light the 5 candles. *Lights the 5 candles.*

Purple: I could’ve done that.

EPC: Now we just wait for the bird to come down.

There were moments of waiting. The amount of stress in them was unbearable, but it seemed most commonly present in Pepe. The suspense was finally amended as the Yatagarasu came finally down. It started flying gently towards them in a mostly silent manner. All of a sudden though, the bird swooped down and made a horrifying screech. There were then screams of horror from all of them.

EPC: Run!

Pepe: Everyone get in the car and duck!

Galaxi: I hope I don’t drop my quarters by running this fast.

Purple: Seriously Galaxi? Do you know how much danger we’re in right now?

EPC: Get in the car right now everyone! There’s no reason to be hesitant. And duck like Pepe said to.

Fancy: Pie pie pie pie pie!

Galaxi: Oh great not that voice again! Like this wasn’t horrifying enough.

EPC: Don’t worry guys. We’re in the car now and we should hopefully be safe.

Pepe: I’m sure something bad is bound to occur the moment after you say that.

Purple: Guys

Pepe: Oh great what is it now?

Purple: I think now’s the time to duck!

Galaxi: Why?

Purple: DUCK NOW FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

Pepe: Oh no it’s going to happen again!

EPC: Guys the Yatagarasu is getting closer!

Purple: Everybody duck!

Fancy: Pie!!!!

Galaxi: It’s coming down real fast. We’re going to die everyone! Everyone say your last words!

EPC: We’re not going to die. It looked like it ed us.

EPC was obviously wrong. Moments after what she said, the Yatagarasu came swooping down again hitting the window.

Pepe: Oh my goodness!

Fancy: Pie!!!!!!! *Starts running around the car fanatically.*

Purple: Guys there’s a cockroach running around the car! What are we going to do?

EPC: Let’s kill it!

Pepe: No!!!!!!! Please don’t kill it. *Gently grabs Fancy and puts her back in his pocket.*

EPC: Why not? Cockroaches are disgusting and deserve to die.

Pepe: I have a confession to make.

Galaxi: What?

Pepe: You that weird voice constantly saying pie? That was that cockroach. I’ve been able to understand her and it seems as if she’s just as scared as us.

Purple: Why didn’t you tell us?

Pepe: I knew what none of you would believe me.

EPC: Well that’s interesting to know. On the other hand, a freakish raven with red eyes just hit my car window! We need to find a way to tranquilize it and the candles don’t seem to be working. The only other option is to kill it.

Galaxi: Great so how are we going to kill it?

Purple: It’s not like we have any weapons.

Pepe: Are you seriously going to use your skills against the Yatagarasu?

EPC: True. That seems too risky.

Galaxi: So what are we going to do?

EPC: Let’s just drive back to where we originally were and hope the Yatagarasu doesn’t follow us.

EPC then briskly drove back towards the trick or treating route.

Galaxi: Is it still there?

Purple: Not from what I can see.

Fancy: *Relieved* Pie

Pepe: Okay. So what do we do now?

Purple: Maybe we should find Moth again.

Galaxi: Let’s step out of the car. Be sure to pick up any quarters I drop.

Moth seemed to be sitting down on the sidewalk the whole time while they were gone. He still seemed very sad over what Mail said.

Moth: *Sobbing*

Pepe: You’ve just been sitting here for the whole time? What happened when kids noticed you?

Moth: I just tried to hide my feelings for most of the time. What she said was really rude. I caught myself taking 3 bites out of my costume. Just leave me here. I’ll be okay.

EPC: What happened anyways?

Moth: We we’re tr... ick.... or tre.... ting at Mail’s house and she was s... o rude.

EPC: What did she say?

Moth: She called me a carpet obsessed freak.

EPC: Well you just have to deal with what she said in a more reasonable manner than this. Let’s get back in the car. Here should we go next?

Pepe: How about up the hill that way?

EPC: Sure can do.

Fancy: Pie pie pie

Pepe: The cockroach said that the Yatagarasu has followed us.

Purple: Where?

Galaxi: Do you guys here rustling?

Pepe: It’s autumn. There should be some crunches from the fall leaves.

Galaxi: I don’t see any leaf litter on the sidewalk. It could be the Yatagarasu in a tree.

Purple: It’s probably just some other bird like a purple Martin.

EPC: I don’t think the fear will ever end guys. Look up.

Pepe: Let me guess it’s the *looks up* OH NO! It’s there again!

Purple: We just have to do something or else it’s going to keep jump scaring us.

EPC: Ok I need to attack the bird. Maybe one smack should be enough to make it out. I’m going to start chasing it. Not sure if it’s safe to trick or treat with this bird out in the open as it’s probably going to randomly attack others.

Pepe: Great Halloween is ruined.

Purple: Hopefully watching EPC fight the bird will be fun.

Pepe: She’s obviously going to get hurt if she does so.

EPC tried chasing the bird but failed to hit it multiple times. The bird seemed timid but it didn’t seem to attack her. Then something extremely unexpected happened. The bird was several feet in the air being rather close to EPC. It then opened its mouth for a split second where it shot a laser. The laser caused a very short zapping noise as well as a flash in the sky. Everyone was shocked. Most people couldn’t take pictures due to how fast the laser disappeared. Some people did record the laser, but it was a few milliseconds too late. Everyone was now aware of the dangers outside. Most people decided to protect themselves by going indoors.

Pepe: Let’s go to my house Galaxi and Purple. And let’s run as well so we don’t die!

The 3 moved rather briskly as they went to Pepe’s house. They ran so fast that they ran out of breath quickly, so they just walked quickly to find his house. It was white tough on Pepe due to his head piece, but Purple finally decided to take his mask off and Galaxi didn’t have anything covering his head at all.

Pepe: *Exhausted* We’re here!

Purple: Oh look it’s your address so know I can tell everyone that your acres is...

Galaxi: We don’t need to expose Pepe’s personal information right now.

Pepe: I’ll take you guys in. Right now probably isn’t the time to do a tour. Let’s just sit in the living room for now. Let’s just put on the news for now since I don’t know what you guys like to watch and since I need the TV’s background noise to not make it scary when it’s dark.

Galaxi: Lets get started with our candy!

Pepe: We can’t do that just yet! We need to eat dinner first. There’s some leftover burgers in the fridge. There’s enough for each of us to have 1.

Purple: Is your mom okay with this?

Pepe: She’s probably just sleeping. *Takes headpiece off.* I’ll let the cockroach out of my pocket so she can get some fresh air. I don’t have anywhere to put her so the dining room floor is hers for now. Give her a piece of candy to eat and make sure NOT to step on her.

Fancy: Pie? Pie pie pie!

Pepe: She seems happy. The candy should last her a while since it’s a lot larger to her than it is to us.

Purple: I think it’s starting to rain now.

Galaxi: Treak or treating is probably going to be canceled now. The rain’s getting heavy fast.

There was then a rumble of thunder that was rather loud.

Pepe: Okay everyone let’s go down to the basement!

Galaxi: I wonder what’s going on with EPC.

EPC: Wow it’s raining really hard. I should probably get in the car now. It’s not likr I was going to catch the bird anyways. Might as well tell Pepe, Purple, and Galaxi that we can’t stop the bird.

Meanwhile at KFC

Garchi: It’s raining

Mara: Great how are we going to get home? It’s not like the rain’s isn’t going to magically stop as soon as I say that it can’t do that.

Ze: Maybe we can go into houses every so often so we’re not being poured on the whole time.

Mara: That sounds like a horrible idea. The chicken here is really good though. I’m surprised no one is here right now.

Garchi: Yeah it’s totally not because today is a very big holiday in the US where most people are at parties, trick or treating, or be a loser and sit at home.

Mara: Sir?

Cashier: Yes?

Mara: Can we stay here for a little longer?

Cashier: You already finished your food. Why you you wait around any longer?

Ze: We kind of walked here.

Cashier: Fine. You can stay here longer as you long as you tip us.

Garchi: How’s 17 dollars?

Cashier: Perfect

EPC didn’t know where Pepe lived, so she just texted Galaxi...

Sorry guys. The bird was just so erratic that I couldn’t land a hit on it. It started raining so I knew that was time to give up. Let’s just hope the Yatagarasu doesn’t do us too much harm.

Happy Halloween! ( •ω•)

Pepe: Welp. Let’s just give up now. I’ll go brush my teeth and have dreams that’ll make me think that I’m not in great danger with a 3 legged raven flying around. You guys can do whatever you want as long as it isn’t too bizarre or involves killing Fancy the cockroach.

Fancy: Pie?

Pepe: I’m not sure I can trust them, so I just said so just in case.

There were then meows heard.

Galaxi: Who’s that?

Pepe: Oh no! It’s my cat Scarlet.

Purple: You’re telling me Quiet is your cat?

Pepe: No I have a black cat named Scarlet. I’ll let her in.

Scarlet: *Constant meowing.*

Pepe: Who let you outside? You know Halloween is too cold and dangerous for you to be outside. A night like this one is too dangerous to kill chipmunks. Wait

Purple: Is it a plan that has to do with chipmunks?

Pepe: No. Scarlet often kills animals for sport, so she must be able to find the Yatagarasu and kill it. This is the first time not feeding her actually paid off. Now come on. The rain is starting to calm down rapidly so now is definitely the time to go find that raven.

Purple: So no one is going to think that a black cat following you is super odd?

Pepe: She probably won’t be seen in such dark lighting even if people are pouring on the streets once again. Just make sure she follows me.

Galaxi: She better not get her hands on my precious quarters.

Pepe: We shouldn’t worry about candy now. We don’t have as much candy as we got last year, but at least it’s something. Just keep walking until she starts running.

They kept walking for a while. EPC was parked rather close by.

EPC: What are you guys doing here? You’re the only 3 besides me who knows that the bird is still flying around here. Why are you risking it by going outside to get even more candy?

Pepe: Don’t worry we have a plan.

EPC: Should I drive you guys?

Pepe: This requires walking. As you can see, my cat is right next to me. Once she starts to run away from me, I can assume she’s trying to get the Yatagarasu.

EPC: Are you sure this is safe for your cat?

Pepe: If she can kill birds then she probably has the pixel perfect reflects to claw onto the bird.

Purple: Is it just me or does my head few weirder than usual?

Galaxi: Purple

Purple: Let me guess the Yatagarasu is on my head.

Pepe: That’s how it seems. Oh wait

Purple: *Screams* It’s pecking my head! It’s pecking my head!

EPC: Your screaming is only making it worse.

Galaxi: Grab your cat.

Pepe: I’m not comfortable with picking up animals.

Galaxi: Fine I’ll do it. *Grabs Scarlet* oww! she clawed me!

Purple: I have a freakish bird on my head and my screaming isn’t going to make it better is it? Oh no the pain just got worse.

Galaxi: Come on cat I haven’t met until now! Just claw the bird!

When Scarlet tried to claw the Yatagarasu, the bird flew off Purple’s head and tried pouncing her.

Fancy: *Very loudly* Pieeee!!!!!

Pepe: I know we’re all very scared but it’s best to try not to express it out loud.

Scarlet was okay when she landed on the floor as the bird started to fly away. The bird attacked in ways that were very unpredictable. Scarlet tried jumping at the bird but then it moved to the side. It then moved back to its original place which the cat didn’t expect. Then the bird came swooping down in a slope-like fashion where Scarlet managed to pounce it. The Yatagarasu stood motionless for several moments.

EPC: Your cat did it! The Yatagarasu is now dead and will now no longer cause any of us to be dead.

But of course it wasn’t that simple. Without wanting, the Yatagarasu sprang back up. The bird then shot another blue laser from its mouth. People were obviously in awe like they were when they saw the beam earlier, but this time the laser lingered as the Yatagarasu chased Scarlet.

Pepe: Scarlet! I hope you’re okay.

Purple: Sorry for your loss.

Galaxi: Your cat was great while it lasted!

The laser was extremely close to Scarlet. It even touched some of her skin with mild burns.

Another beam out of nowhere came through . It was a green one not pointing at Scarlet, but at the Yatagarasu. As the beam touched the 3 legged raven, it seemed to fall down again. When it got back up, the red glaring eyes of the bird returned to the normal black that they were supposed to be all along.

Xovy: Hi guys!

EPC: Xovy? Where did you come from?

Xovy: So how did that work?

Galaxi: You’re telling me that my quarters were I were in danger this whole time just to make you laugh?

Pepe: Do you know how dangerously low my heart beat was during all of this? And to think that you just did this for fun?

Purple: Was that a real Yatagarasu or just a robot?

Xovy: Oh the bird was real. I’ve been training it for the past 2 months without telling you guys. The third leg was just a leg from a dead raven but I used some very special glue brand that I forgot the name of. For the red eyes, I put red glasses in the bird’s eyes and made sure they couldn’t easily fall out. Probably one of the scariest moments you’ve all experienced in your life?

Pepe: What about the rain?

Xovy: Honestly that wasn’t part of the original plan.

Purple: How did EPC know them?

EPC: I’m going to be completely honest. I just saw the bird while I was driving a few hours ago. It didn’t seem to attack me or anything and it didn’t have any red eyes.

Pepe: I also noticed a raven earlier. I didn’t notice the 3rd leg though so it probably was just a regular raven.

Xovy: I also added in a special sensor to the glasses to make them light up at night. Not sure if the bird can even see well with all of that bright light.

Fancy: Pie

Purple: Apparently that was from a female cockroach. Don’t question the logic.

Xovy: Wait was that the cockroach near my house you were talking about earlier Pepe?

Pepe: It sure was. No I’m going to find her a proper cage so she can live me.

The raven no longer had the bloodlust to kill humans, but that didn’t mean it didn’t crave food every so often. Because of this, the raven went into Pepe’s pocket and made a sound indicating that the bird killed Fancy. This cockroach that had the ability to talk that Pepe hardly had any time to grow close to just died all of a sudden.

Xovy: I swear that wasn’t a part of the plan. I need to go now to take away Sonic’s wifi for a week anyways.

Sonic: What?! A whole week?

Xovy: Sonic. You don’t understand. I meant that.. okay I was going to take away your wifi but I guess this spot isn’t the right place to talk about it.

Galaxi: Trick or treating’s over right now. We might as well get home.

Ze: Hi guys. I decided to go trick or treating by myself after I finished eating some KFC. What did I miss?

Purple: You don’t want to know. It was a rather interesting night.

Ze: I see Pepe’s crying. I’m liking what I’m seeing.

EPC: Look now’s not the time to make fun of him. This was a rough night.

Sonic: I almost lost wifi for a whole week.

Ze: I feel so sorry Sonic. Whatever happened to you guys I don’t care that much about honestly.

Pepe then walked home as his house wasn’t too far away. He brushed his teeth and then went to bed. Sleeping was rather easy for Pepe somehow and he fell asleep in around a half an hour. He then had a weird dream.

Demon Key: Hello Pepe

Pepe: What? Where am I? Why is everything purple?

Demon Key: There’s a chest over there. Mind if you use me to open it.

Pepe: I don’t know if I should trust random keys or not.

Pepe’s dream wasn’t all that lucid. He decided to open the chest anyways. At first it seemed as if the chest was empty. He then spotted a strange line that looked like this. ╳————— ✵—————╳ What this line meant wasn’t known to Pepe. He just fell into REM sleep afterwards. He then found a horrifying image in another odd dream of his.

Hope you liked it! Not the strongest story I can write, but I sure did have fun making it. I’ll be making GDA Christmas soon as well as possibly Thanksgiving for those of you who haven’t heard