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table of contents

introduction

original version

our version

in-game recreation

artwork

challenge

conclusion

credits

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salutations and welcome! i’m storm, a

member of creativity jammers, aka. cj. i

am honored to bring you our seventh

spoof! this spoof will be about the marvel

movie ‘infinity war’ which made its debut

in theaters in 2016. enough talking, let’s

dive in.

also, the two writing sections include

spoilers both directly and indirectly, so

i advise skipping those sections if you do

not wish to receive those spoilers.

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here is a summary of infinity war written

by cheetah.

The movie begins after the events of Thor: Ragnarok, where Thor is captaining a spaceship housing his people (the Asgardians) while they search for a new home. They’re attacked by Thanos and his lieutenants, who seek to collect powerful relics called the Infinity Stones to kill off half the universe and solve overpopulation. The Asgardians are overpowered, Loki, Thor’s brother, is killed, and the Space Stone is taken and used to destroy the ship.

Hulk / Bruce Banner is sent to earth by the Asgardian Heimdall and crashes into the Sanctum Sanctorum, home of Dr. Stephen Strange. He warns the doctor and his fellow sorcerer Wong about Thanos and his plan, so they inform and recruit Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. They make a plan to Steve Rogers / Captain America about the whereabouts of the possessor of the Mind Stone, Vision. However, two of Thanos’ lieutenants to take Strange’s Time Stone, forcing the group along with Peter Parker / Spider-Man to fend them off. However, Strange ends up captured, leaving Stark and Parker to infiltrate the enemy ship. Banner s the other Avengers about the situation.

Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch and Vision, who’re in hiding in Scotland, are ambushed by the two other lieutenants but saved by Rogers, Sam Wilson / Falcon, and Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow. They flee to NYC’s Avengers HQ. Vision urges Wanda to destroy his Infinity Stone, but she refuses, leading Rogers to suggest they head to Wakanda, where they could remove the stone without killing Vision.

The Guardians of the Galaxy rescue Thor after following the Asgardian ship’s distress call. Thor guesses that Thanos will be after the Reality Stone next, but insists he must get a weapon capable of killing Thanos. Rocket Raccoon and Groot accompany Thor to the planet Nidavellir, while the other Guardians (Peter Quill, Gamora, Mantis, Drax), go to find the possessor of the Reality Stone: the Collector of Knowhere.

On planet Knowhere, the guardians are ambushed by Thanos, who’s already taken the stone. Gamora is kidnapped and Thanos escapes.

Gamora is forced to divulge the location of the Soul Stone, Vormir, in exchange for her sister Nebula’s freedom from more torture. She and Thanos travel to Vormir, where Thanos sacrifices ‘someone he loves’, Gamora, for the Soul Stone.

Meanwhile, Nebula escapes and messages the guardians to meet her on Titan, Thanos’ former planet. Upon their arrival, they meet with Stark and Parker, who have rescued Strange and landed on the planet. They forces and hatch a plan to take Thanos' gauntlet, while Strange looks into millions of futures and finds 1 where they triumph over Thanos.

After a confrontation with Thanos, the group manages to restrain him, but Quill attacks Thanos upon discovering the titan killed Gamora. This allows Thanos to break free, and he quickly overpowers his attackers, nearly killing Stark before Strange offers the Time Stone in exchange for Tony’s life.

On Nidavellir, Thor, Rocket, and Groot meet the last dwarf on the planet, Eitri, and craft the battle-axe Stormbreaker, a weapon capable of killing Thanos.

The Avengers on Earth arrive in Wakanda. While Shuri works to remove the Mind Stone from Vision, the Avengers and the Wakandan armies face Thanos and his forces, eventually ed by Thor, Rocket, and Groot. However, Thanos arrives for the Mind Stone before it can be extracted, so Wanda resorts to destroying it herself. Unfortunately, Thanos uses the Time Stone to reverse the Stone’s destruction and claims it anyway.

With all the Stones, Thanos is ready to enact his plan, but is intercepted and gravely wounded by Thor. Even so, Thanos manages to snap his fingers, killing half of life on the universe. He teleports away as many of the Avengers turn to dust. Most of the group on Titan disintegrate as well, leaving only Nebula and Stark.

Thanos has retreated to another planet, and now watches the sunset peacefully upon having completed his life’s purpose.

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here is our version of infinity war written

by cheetah and storm.

“We have to go back to the township.” Greely said, “We aren’t taking the time necklace to New Jammer, I have to keep it safe.”

“Greely, New Jammer has been inside my head for years. We can’t go back, we are taking the fight to him.” Graham fought back.

“Fine. We take the fight to him. But when it comes down to saving you, Peck, or the necklace, I won’t hesitate to let either of you die.”

Graham, Greely, and Peck were on a ship miles away from Jamaa Township on a ship heading for the land Crystal Sands. They were on a course heading towards the titan, New Jammer. This was life or death, it seemed as if they chose death.

“I don’t think this ship has an automatic landing system. Peck! Get over here and help me land this ship safely at the dock!” Graham demanded.

“Okay! This is gonna be a rough landing..!” Peck exclaimed as the ship hit the dock hard.

“Everyone okay?” Graham asked.

“I think so. Wait. I sense something-” Peck got cut off as a grenade exploded.

As the three alphas woke up on shore, Graham was the first to get up.

”Who are you? Where are you from?” he snapped.

“Where is Liza?”

“Sir Gilbert..?” Graham asked shakily.

“My god... it’s been forever. How are you?”

Peck interrupted, “We don’t have time for talking. New Jammer is on their way and we have to stop them.”

“The bunny is right. We must stop New Jammer.” Cosmo agreed.

“Okay. I have a plan.” Graham continued, “We- Are you falling asleep? While I’m coming up with a plan? Okay, Cosmo clearly isn’t listening. Here’s the pl-” Graham was cut off by Sir Gilbert.

“I’m sure your plan would work, but mine is better.”

“Fine. What is your plan?” Graham asked while rolling his eyes.

“Excuse me... but does your friend ever do that..? Tavie asked from the water.

Greely was moving his head around very quickly. Peck noticed the Time Necklace was opened up.

“Greely.. are you okay?” Peck hopped over to him.

Greely then fell down to the ground.

“H.. hi.” Greely was breathing heavily.

“What the hell was that?” Graham asked.

“I decided to look into the future, see what plans would work.”

“How many did you see..?” Sir Gilbert asked.

“Over fourteen million.”

“Geez..” Sir Gilbert thought, “How many of those worked?”

“One.”

“So. This was your home?” Greely asked New Jammer.

“Yes, Greely. This place is destroyed now. I tried to save it, but all I got called was a man.”

“Good job you’re a prophet.”

“I am no prophet, I am a survivor. Now hand over the Time Necklace.”

“It is not our will to do so.”

“Our..?”

“Take that noob!” Graham shouted as he threw rocks speedily. “See how it’s done Gilbert?”

“Yeah, I do. I mean if you wanted to piss him off!”

“Aaah!!” Graham yelped as he was thrown to the ground by New Jammer.

“Don’t ever throw rocks again!” New Jammer yelled ferociously.

“Magic kick to the jaw-!” Peck tried to kick New Jammer but was instead caught within his grasp.

“Bug!”

“Aahhhh!” an arctic wolf said as they hit New Jammer.

“It’s Juno!” Tavie shouted.

“Yes, it’s me. Get over it, and let’s fight.”

“Go. Don’t let him close his hand” Greely whispered to his cloak.

“Argh!” New Jammer yelled as he ripped the cloak off.

Greely spoke a spell to hold New Jammer’s hand down as Peck sent a strong string to hold his other hand down. Greely then cast a portal to let Tavie put New Jammer asleep then quickly getting Tavie back in the water.

“He is very strong, I’m not sure how long he will be asleep,” Tavie commented.

“Peck help me get the necklaces off!” Graham yelled.

“Okay, New Jammer. Where is Liza?” Sir Gilbert asked.

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“He is angry… and in mourning.” Tavie’s murmur was soft, but carried pain and distress in its tone.

Juno’s eyes widened as a horrific realization dawned on them. “New Jammer came back with the soul necklace, but Liza…”

”You…. You!” Sir Gilbert’s expression hardened from fury as he met the anguished gaze of his now awakening enemy. “Tell me you didn’t do it! Where is she?!”

”I… had to….” New Jammer’s response was barely more than a groggy whisper, yet it set Gilbert’s anger and hatred aflame. His strike was swift and reckless, leaving no time for his companions to stop it.

With a great, echoing snarl, New Jammer rose to his feet and sent the alphas flying with his returning strength. A blast of necklace-fuelled power broke Tavie’s focus and launched her out of the water with a humongous splash, prompting Peck to make a mad dash for the dolphin and dive into the water once her fellow alpha was in her grasp.

Meanwhile, the others were fighting a losing battle as New Jammer foiled every attempted blow with ease. The fight soon became a scramble for shelter when the necklace-bearing wolf ripped surrounding rocks from their earthen tombs to rain down upon the scattered and weakening alphas.

Through the storm of boulders, Greely strode forth to challenge New Jammer once more. The two seemed matched in their exchange of prismatic magic blows, until Greely was caught by a surprise attack bringing him right into the awaiting grasp of his rival.

The time necklace tore like paper as it was yanked from the wolf alpha’s throat. New Jammer easily crushed it to bits, finding it to be fake. With an annoyed growl, he tossed Greely aside like trash, leaving the alpha to crumple to the ground, drained of will and strength.

Graham took a desperate leap forward into the wolf’s path, confronting him with all the force he had left. Even as he was beaten down time and time again, the monkey rose and tried something new, all in a futile attempt to halt the monstrous jammer.

Unfortunately, Graham’s fall came as he charged with a blade in hand. Before he knew it, the sword was in the hands of his enemy, then in his stomach. The searing agony was too great; he collapsed to his knees and wheezed his pain.

New Jammer’s look was regretful, but he nonetheless raised his paw as it glowed with magical power. The two sat in uncomfortable silence for a few electrified heartbeats, then NJ’s paw came down with deadly speed.

”STOP!”

Greely’s cry shocked Graham and New Jammer alike. The paw stopped inches from the monkey’s head.

”Spare his life and I will give you the time necklace.”

NJ turned slowly, cautiously. Then, he craned his neck to expose the row of necklaces and looked expectantly at the alpha.

The real necklace materialized in Greely’s paws. He gave it a guilty stare before sending it off to its brethren on New Jammer’s neck.

With that, the alphas’ enemy disappeared.

”Did we just…. lose?” Sir Gilbert stuttered. His question fell on deaf ears.

”Why did you do that? Why did you save me?” Graham’s shaky-voiced inquiry wasn’t answered by Greely. Instead, the wolf only offered a cryptic response:

“We’re in the endgame now.”

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