Riku: Hey, what are you playing?
Kairi: This game Naminé told me about, it’s called The Sims!
Sora: Oh is that us! We live all in the same house too?
Kairi: Yeah!
Riku: You actually made our home. That’s impressive!
Kairi: Can you believe people can have babies and all in this game!
Sora: Are we going to have babies?
Kairi: Mmm well..
Riku: Wait, why is Sora flirting with me?
Sora: Did Riku just kiss my hands?
Riku: *Eyeing her suspiciously* Kairi?
Kairi: Yeah, about that..
Sora and Riku: WE KISSED!
Kairi: It kind of happened.
Riku: Couldn’t you stop it from happening?
Kairi: Yeah..
Riku: So?
Kairi: I kind of ship it.
Sora: …
Riku: …
Kairi: What? You looked cute!
Riku: You ship me with your boyfriend.
Sora: *Full atention on the screen* Aww look you gave me a rose, Riku!
Riku: Don’t start Sora.
Kairi: Right? They’re super cute, aren’t they!
Sora: Wait right here! *Leaves the room*
Riku: What is that idiot thinking of doing?
Kairi: Beats me.
Riku: Who’s that dude?
Kairi: Oh no.
Riku: Did you call him Mickey?
Kairi: No.
Riku: Why is he hugging me?
Kairi: No reason.
Riku: Kairi?
Kairi: Yeah?
Riku: HE’S KISSING ME. WHY?
Kairi: It kind of just happened! Oh no, Sora caught you cheating!
Riku: He’s so mad.. This is so bizarre! Kairi you aren’t allowed near this game anymore, how the hell did you even think-
Sora: What. Is. That?
*Kairi snickers and Riku rolls his eyes*
Riku: Sora don’t start. Wait, why are you holding flowers?
Sora: I grabbed them from our garden so I could give you flowers back, after the rose you bought for me.
*Kairi was making the weirdest sounds, trying to contain her laughter, miserably failing*
Riku: Sora, that’s not even re-
Sora: And I come home to find you kissing some other guy?
Kairi: He’s Mickey *She whispers, tears in her eyes from the effort of containing her laughs*
Sora: AND WITH OUR FRIEND? I can’t even look at you right now! *Throws flowers at him and Riku covers his face in defeat*
Sora: Do I deserve that from my boyfriend?
Riku: I’m not your boyfriend!
Kairi: I feel awkward giving my opinion, you’re both my best friends. I shipped you two so much but I never thought Riku would cheat on you.
Riku: Stop this madness, don’t encourage him Kairi!
Sora: I need a rebound to get over this heart break. Know any candidate?
Kairi: Mmm we can always discuss this over dinner.
*Naminé comes in.*
Naminé: Kairi, you’re playing The Sims! Did you like it?
Kairi: Ohh yes, it’s amazing!
Riku: Naminé can you believe she made me and Sora a couple?
Naminé: She did! I did that too! Wasn’t it fun?
Kairi: *Clasping hands with her* You did!
Sora: Did he cheat on me on your game, too?
Riku: Sora, stop talking about that! *Lightly punching his arm, before asking the girls* Why would you do that?
*Kairi and Naminé seem to think about it, before answering with an evil smile*
Kairi and Naminé: Why the hell not?
*Riku blankly stares at them*
Sora: Kairi why did you reject me?
Kairi: Sora don’t use my game!
Sora: You’re married? To whom?
Kairi: No one!
Naminé: I bet you married Terra.
Kairi: How did you know!
Naminé: I married him too!
Sora: Kairi, why? Do you prefer Terra over me?
Riku: Seriously, are you guys crazy? Stop playing that thing.
Sora: Ops.
Kairi: Sora I told you to stop using my save data, you’ll ruin things!
Riku: Serves you right.
Sora: I think Mickey just got Riku pregnant.
Kairi: ….
Riku: ….
Naminé: ….
Sora: ….
Naminé: You’re doing great Sora!
Kairi: *Whispers evilly at Riku* I guess this means it serves you right.
Comments (4)
I am surprised you didn't have Roxas come over in the Sims and you know sorxas
Hahaha I didn’t even think about that tbh :sweat_smile:
THIS COMBINES MY TWO FAVORITE GAMES THANK YOU
Hahaha both games are sooo good!! I’m so happy you liked it :joy: