＊Cheesy Pick-up Lines＊

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How are you all doing today. Hopefully alright, and if not, I hope the pain eases soon. Ya'll tend to be procrastinators, and might not have given a thought to the fact that Valentine's day is coming up pretty soon. Don't worry. If you're single as a Pringle, I got you. I have gonna ahead and decided to provide some of the cheesiest and best pick-up likes to snatch your crush.

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＊Cheesy Pick-up Lines＊-[C]♡нεℓℓ๏!♡

[C].・゜゜・　Intro　・゜゜・．

[C]How are you all doing today. Hopefully alright, and if not, I ho

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I kept out all the nasties, so these are all wholesome content pickup lines. Use as you so wish.

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"Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling"

"Even if their wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you."

"Are you french? Because Effel for you."

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"If you were an angle you'd be acute one."

"Are you a cold? Because I would like to catch you sometime."

"Got an EpiPen? Because you take my breath away."

"I'm doing an essay on the beautiful things in my life. Can I use you as an example?"

"I may as well call you Google because you're everything I've been searching for."

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"Are you sure you're not tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other."

"People say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but obviously they must not have ever been next to you."

"I was wondering if you happen to have an extra heart. Mine was stolen."

"Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

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"I must be in a museum, because you're a work of art."

"If you were a library book, I would check you out."

"My lips are like Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?"

"My life without you would be like without a broken pencil -- pointless."

"Is your personality McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

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"We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you."

Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you."

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"If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my Koala-fications."

.・゜゜・　Conclusion　・゜゜・．

I hope this post made you smile. (I mean, I was just flirting with you for a whole post. You better feel pretty special.) I'm totally a sucker for cheesy pick-up lines, and I thought a couple of you guys might be too.

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