Dumb way to die version RR (musique)

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Dumb Ways to Die

Being in love with Gluttony,

Hunting Pride’s great whale at sea.

Stealing Odysseus' grand meal,

Eating Sandrone’s gourmet deal.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

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Committing crimes in Altas town,

Leading a cult to take the crown.

Sitting on a royal throne,

Blowing up bombs in Crumberry’s zone.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

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Turning a duchy to rebel,

A majesty crime—it won’t end well.

Planning a coup, what a poor try,

Facing Vladimir’s mist to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

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Fighting Saint alone’s no fun,

Calling Iris “small,” you're done.

Flirting with a dragon’s kin,

Talking to a lich—won’t win.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

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Insult Ruby in front of Love,

Mocking Humility from above.

A vampire in Vladimir's land,

Wrath’s anger you don’t withstand.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die.

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Provoking Lust, a fatal play,

Running from Truth, no escape that day.

A pirate in Roseau’s bay,

Royal blood in Altas? No way!

They may not rhyme, but they’re quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die,

The dumbest ways to die.

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die!