Can Fox Just go Fuck Himself?

Honestly. I fucking hate Fox. What a stupid animal. What the fuck does a Fox even say? Fuck all foxes. Foxes suck. Fuck you. I can't even play super smash bros without a Fox doing shit like nair or upair or upsmash or running or shielding or being in the game. Completely unbalanced design, all because Sakurai likes getting his ass fucked by a fucking fox. Complete bullshit. If he doesn't get removed from this game within the next patch, I'm seriously going to quit. I don't play this stupid game just to get counterpicked by a stupid fox with stupid ears. His voice sounds like he got herpes in his throat from all the cock he sucks. I hate him so damn much. Seriously, fuck off if you play Fox. Fox? More like foxing stupid character. Literal meat head. Why the fuck does he get a gun that shoots lasers? I can't even dodge that shit. You know what I hate more than Fox players? Squirtle players. No other pokemon. Just that dumb ass turtle. Where the fuck does he even get the water he shoots out from? Are you trying to tell me he creates it out of nothing? And since when are turtles that shade of blue? Is Sakurai really that fucking color blind? Now that I'm thinking about it, you know what else is stupid? Ridley. Completely overpowered character. He can literally shoot fireballs. From his damn mouth? Like okay..?? That's fair how?? Completely unrealistic to have some stupid Pterodactyl looking ass dragon thing fighting a fucking rat and NOT EVEN WIN. Like are you shitting me? This thing is completely overpowered, yet loses to a damn rat???? Fuck off. Nintendo can suck my cock. I hate this game, that's why I haven't played since its release. I don't even know where my damn switch is. Probably stolen by Sakurai cus he's that fucking stupid. What an asshole. His stupid smile pisses me off. He probably eats babies. I fucking hate this. I'm going back to Runescape. Fuck polarbears.