SUPER ADVANCED FALCON GUIDE

Do you want to know how to play this guy?

People like Fatality and ZeRo have only gotten good after reading this guide.

So you know it's legit.

People may tell you he is braindead

Well let me tell you something

NO HE IS NOT

Now I know what you're thinking

But no, in this guide I will thoroughly and concisely teach you how to play Captain Douglas Jay Falcon the 42nd. (I made that last part up)

It's simple really.

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Are you ready?

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Are you sure you're ready?

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You just gotta

HAHA

GOT EM

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No I'm kidding, it would be lame as hell if I just ended it like that now would it?

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Ok, no more jokes

Here it is

Just dash grab, duh

(This started as a sentence-long shitpost, but it got too out of hand)

Credits to TG|CaPer for the awsome thumbnail

~XIFL