Kairi: Sora wake up.
Sora:…
Kairi: *Stares intently*
Sora: Give me a break Kairi..
Kairi: You lazy bum. *Starts to leave.*
Sora: Wait. Could you give me a break, but you know, staying here beside me.
Kairi: *rolls her eyes and smiles knowingly* Our children need us.
Sora: They can wait.
Kairi: Riku! Come here! Sora won’t get up, and it’s his day to walk the dogs!
Riku: What’s wrong? Is Sora still refusing to leave his bed?
Kairi: His bed? This is my bed. Sora’s bed is at the end of the hall.
Sora: Could you take this outside?
Riku: *Raises eyebrow* You know what I mean.
Kairi: Should I remind you who slept in my bed three nights ago?
Riku: …
Kairi: Who came in the middle of the night, climbed into bed with me, and complained about it being too cold.
Sora: Guys.. please?
Riku: I might have..
Kairi: And then you proceded to put your ice-cold feet against mine, leaving me wide awake at 2am.
Sora: That’s cold Riku. *Laughs at his own lame joke.*
Sora: So, I’m trying to sleep here.. I’ll go walk the dogs in a minute.
*Kairi and Riku stare at each other. Riku wiggles his eyebrows and Kairi smirks as she nods.*
Riku: Kairi, why is there another man in our bed?
Kairi: Honey, it’s not what it looks like!
Sora: No guys, don’t. Not again please.
Riku: Our children will be so disappointed!
Kairi: They won’t if you give them enough treats.
Sora: Ok guys, I’ll walk the dogs. Just let me get some clothes on first.
Riku: *Jumps on bed, standing next to Sora, who’s hiding behind the blankets* HE’S NAKED! How could you, baby?
Kairi: It’s not what it looks like, dear husband!
Riku: This calls for a duel! Tomorrow at the break of dawn, I challenge you next to the paopu palm tree!
Sora: I give up! *wraps blankets around his body and runs, stopping to give a fast peck on Kairi’s lips, before running to his room.*
Kairi: The three of us moving in together was a great idea.
Riku: Right. Where one goes, the other follows.
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