deh characters as things my mother has said

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- ̗̀ ダング！  ̖́-

My mother is more icon than me

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Evan: Give me the inflatable whale

Zoe: I just want to know if the guy across the street has a wife or not

Connor: I'm just going to leave my keys in the car because I hope somebody steals this bitch

Jared: I hope you know that I'm going to a Panic At The Disco concert and I'm going to leave you home

Alana: You see, I'm smart when it comes to things that involve the law, but not Algebra. Algebra sucks.

Miguel: If I was a drug dealer I wouldn't be renting and I wouldn't have a shitty car.